"YOU JUST GOT HIT UP ON THAT BOOTY CALL!"
I'm prone to listen to the radio a lot. Not because I particularly love the radio over my own mix of music but I'm often too lazy to plug in my iphone or dig around for an ipod to plug in. And usually, I don't ever keep an ipod in the car so it's a choice I don't often get to make. When I am listening to the radio, I normally prefer the 50 minutes of straight music with no commercials over the commercials or the talk radio. Except for 94.1's early morning "You just got hit up on that booty call" segment.
To bring you up to speed, it begins when some rando calls in and agrees to subject themselves to public stupidity. The dj's come up with a word (ranging from a food product like mac and cheese to a cleaning instrument like a vacuum cleaner to random other hot topics like today's choice, health care). Then the rando caller and the dj's call rando's boo on the air and rando pleads with them to come home from work for a little loving.
So take today's conversation:
"Hey baby, you wanna come home and give me some health care?"
"Some what?"
"Some health care. You know I want your health care baby."
"I'm at work."
"So? Don't you want to come home and give me some of your health care?"
"I just got to work. You want me to come right back home? I'm busy."
"Please baby. Please come home and give me some health care."
"Alright, I'll come home."
And then the dj's bust in with "OOOOHHHHH YOU JUST GOT HIT UP ON THAT BOOTY CALL."
I'm convinced it's pre-planned. No one ever, EVER asks why they're using such a stupid code word for sex. I would. If my significant other called and asked me to come home and give him some mac and cheese or my vacuum cleaner, I'd be like, A. WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? and B. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? But perhaps there's a screening process ahead of time to make sure rando's beau is that willing to come straight home at 830am after just getting to the office to entertain such an odd request.
In any event, it's the highlight of my morning listening to talk radio. It's so stupid it's hysterical and I continue to be amazed at the number of things that can sound dirty if you try hard enough.
Cheers.
To bring you up to speed, it begins when some rando calls in and agrees to subject themselves to public stupidity. The dj's come up with a word (ranging from a food product like mac and cheese to a cleaning instrument like a vacuum cleaner to random other hot topics like today's choice, health care). Then the rando caller and the dj's call rando's boo on the air and rando pleads with them to come home from work for a little loving.
So take today's conversation:
"Hey baby, you wanna come home and give me some health care?"
"Some what?"
"Some health care. You know I want your health care baby."
"I'm at work."
"So? Don't you want to come home and give me some of your health care?"
"I just got to work. You want me to come right back home? I'm busy."
"Please baby. Please come home and give me some health care."
"Alright, I'll come home."
And then the dj's bust in with "OOOOHHHHH YOU JUST GOT HIT UP ON THAT BOOTY CALL."
I'm convinced it's pre-planned. No one ever, EVER asks why they're using such a stupid code word for sex. I would. If my significant other called and asked me to come home and give him some mac and cheese or my vacuum cleaner, I'd be like, A. WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? and B. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? But perhaps there's a screening process ahead of time to make sure rando's beau is that willing to come straight home at 830am after just getting to the office to entertain such an odd request.
In any event, it's the highlight of my morning listening to talk radio. It's so stupid it's hysterical and I continue to be amazed at the number of things that can sound dirty if you try hard enough.
Cheers.
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