We salute you.
Today, we salute you...
Michael's Arts and Crafts store for having two employees throughout the entire store and having absolutely NO ONE on the floor to assist those of us overwhelmed by a crafts store in our quest to pick up two simple items (giant roll of magnet and chalkboard paint).
Sorority Girls in the Target check-out line. Not only did you probably spend at least 30 minutes to achieve the "I just got-out-of-bed" look (you know the look...the frizzy hair in a knot strategically placed between the back and side of the head, the short shorts, the over-sized button down dress shirt with 2-3 buttons opened or the long white t-shirt and flops), but you spent over $250 collectively on mirrors, hot pink hangers, a belt, and other crap. You took forever in line, made it appear that you didn't have a care in the world, said OH MY GOD! HOW DID WE SPEND SO MUCH MONEY! OH GEE! but worst of all, you looked at the cashier as if her sole purpose was to wait on you hand and foot and when she had difficulty moving your crap, you made zero effort to help her. Thanks for being AWESOME.
Weather for picking 1:30pm as a perfect time for an afternoon shower when I was perfectly happy and settled at the pool with a good book. Thank you for clearing up by 3pm and bringing a nasty muggy heat with you.
It's been a great day. I trudged all over town to find my mom a birthday present, something to cook for dinner, and supplies for my arts and crafts project (see photo below).
And what you may be wondering is that? It's a HUGE magnet (measuring 1 x 2 feet). The second coat of chalkboard paint is currently drying on it. And when it's finished, it's going on the fridge so Kev and I have something to write on. I'll post photos when it's done.
Cheers.
Michael's Arts and Crafts store for having two employees throughout the entire store and having absolutely NO ONE on the floor to assist those of us overwhelmed by a crafts store in our quest to pick up two simple items (giant roll of magnet and chalkboard paint).
Sorority Girls in the Target check-out line. Not only did you probably spend at least 30 minutes to achieve the "I just got-out-of-bed" look (you know the look...the frizzy hair in a knot strategically placed between the back and side of the head, the short shorts, the over-sized button down dress shirt with 2-3 buttons opened or the long white t-shirt and flops), but you spent over $250 collectively on mirrors, hot pink hangers, a belt, and other crap. You took forever in line, made it appear that you didn't have a care in the world, said OH MY GOD! HOW DID WE SPEND SO MUCH MONEY! OH GEE! but worst of all, you looked at the cashier as if her sole purpose was to wait on you hand and foot and when she had difficulty moving your crap, you made zero effort to help her. Thanks for being AWESOME.
Weather for picking 1:30pm as a perfect time for an afternoon shower when I was perfectly happy and settled at the pool with a good book. Thank you for clearing up by 3pm and bringing a nasty muggy heat with you.
It's been a great day. I trudged all over town to find my mom a birthday present, something to cook for dinner, and supplies for my arts and crafts project (see photo below).
And what you may be wondering is that? It's a HUGE magnet (measuring 1 x 2 feet). The second coat of chalkboard paint is currently drying on it. And when it's finished, it's going on the fridge so Kev and I have something to write on. I'll post photos when it's done.
Cheers.
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